One Porn Every Minute
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One Porn Every Minute

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One Porn Every MinuteThe artistic duo is back by popular demand with the latest in their Impossimal drinks series: 'The Shaker Maker', featuring their own twist on a menu of the classic cocktails we all know and love. The Shaker Maker sees the Impossimals bring out in glorious bold colour the fun we know and love, coupled with a bit of Dutch Courage and remind us to find the humour in life, ourselves, and the times we share with friends and family! In a traditional still

The artistic duo is back by popular demand with the latest in their Impossimal drinks series: 'The Shaker Maker', featuring their own twist on a menu of the classic cocktails we all know and love. The Shaker Maker sees the Impossimals bring out in glorious bold colour the fun we know and love, coupled with a bit of Dutch Courage and remind us to find the humour in life, ourselves, and the times we share with friends and family!

In a traditional still-life composition creating a visually appealing and balanced image, “One Porn Every Minute” is vignetted by a classic and simple black background. The bold colour is incredibly punchy, completely focussing the attention on the tantalising tipple and scene at hand. Ever a fine artist, the piece has been painted in vivid oil paint with the incredible craftsmanship we have come to expect from skilled still-life painter, Peter Smith.

Using traditional materials and techniques, the new originals are created in rich, vibrant oil colour and texture achieving a realistic and nuanced finish. With an incredible amount of preparation in the studio before an original is painted, Peter often crafts his paintings in 3D by hand allowing him to honour the artform of still life painting and explore the interplay of light, form, colour, and texture in a controlled and creative way. With the Impossimal humour in every piece, everyone can find a little bit of themselves in this new collection.

Contemporary and vibrant, Peter and Jayne continue to explore new concepts within the genre, often pushing the boundaries of traditional still life with their unbridled creativity and humour. Find out more about this collection here or shop more art here.

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Henry A. Munford
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
Size: Large, Color: 5 Pack
These are big deal toys for our dogs. Use them when have to go out for a whole day. Have bought three sets over about two years. Takes them a several days to gut and get to the squeaker. They keep the skin around for months if we let them.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026
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F. S. H.
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Dogs love them!
Size: Large, Color: 5 Pack
May dogs loved these. The squeaks last long enough but get lots of wear and tear. Worth money for the fun. My dog is 12 and still enjoys perfect size, weight, and flexibility.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2026
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Buck Rogers
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
GREAT Value even for a big boy.
Size: Large, Color: 5 Pack
My new 80lb husky/lab rescue LOVED his birthday present. They crinkle has he plays air-fetch w/himself! He does instantly puncture the squeekies at either end, but he's a large dog who chews. And these are SAFE for that. I figure 5 will last 2 months, but for the price? Who cares! He's worth it! Next time I'll go brighter colors because he tosses far &wide.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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Lisa J
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 4
Squeaker short-lived, enjoyment long-lasting
Size: Large, Color: 5 Pack
My 10-pound dorkie rips out the squeakers in about 30 minutes. I wish they were sturdier or the parts of the toy housing the squeaker were reinforced. However, he is so excited to get a new one and will continue to play with it even when the squeaker is out. He loves to play tug. They do get pretty gross from the chewing and definitely benefit from a trip through the washer. While this is not a very sturdy toy it provides so much entertainment I had to give it four stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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Deborah
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Pups are happy!
Size: Large, Color: 5 Pack
Our dogs love these toys! What a great find! We will be buying different ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026

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